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person not worthy of the fuckin name itself
simple bullshyt
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another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
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Self gratification, to masturbate with ones self,male or female,play with my monkey
Damn that girl is hot,hang on a minute buddy,I'm going to go "Play with my Monkey" real quick!!
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1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.
2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".
"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"
"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"
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implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.
Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"
My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.
My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.
We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.
We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.
I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.
My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.
When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.
My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.
My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.
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A cloak and dagger expression to indicate that a girl is incredibly hot. A tribute to Barry in Beerfest who sees a gorgeous girl and exclaims “I think I dropped my monkey”. Useful as can be said in front of said bombshell without suspicion.
“Ooh, I think I dropped my monkey!”
“I was watching beach volleyball. Kept dropping my monkey”
What horndogs like myself do to pass the time when no one is around.
I am so fuckin' thick down below...I just love to pet my monkey all the time.
See also spanking the monkey
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