my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.

make my teeth itch

This is a term that is used to describe when someone or something is so offensive or foul that they make your teeth itch. Would be similar to someone making your skin crawl. Only worse. If you don’t think this is a real saying then you’re making my teeth itch.

Hey Dave, did you see that announcement Boris Johnson made about the party at Downing Street?

“That cunt does nothing but make my teeth itch every time he opens his mouth…”

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My teeth itch

Indication that you want to give someone a blow job (a suck, a blowie, a pb&j, etc).

Person 1: *rubs nails against teeth* my teeth itch.
Person 2: okay

*the two go off into another room*