myakka

myakka is located in florida, where hicks are found. common for myakka mudfest where drunken whores and rednecks meet up to run through mud.

redneck1: hey you going to the myakka mudfest? *hick accent*
redneck2: you betchaaaa

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Myakka City

A small town in the middle of NOWHERE.
90% of the popluation uses Dialup or goes without internet.
A block is about 5mi on a side.
Many dirt roads and hunting camps.
A useless place full of rotting cars and rednecks.
Where cellphone signal dares not come.

Dude, did you see where he lives? It's like Myakka City.

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Myakka

A fun loving individual. Known to be the life of the party. Formally known as the goat.

Person 1 :Hey you know Myakka?
Person 2: yea she the goat.