Naked Bike

A type of motorcycle that is usually a crossover between a sport-bike and a cruiser. They are recognized by the minimal amount of body taken off for weight saving and a riding position that is upright and comfortable. They are usually criticized by sport-bike riders as "weak wannabe sport-bike riders" but they are really just jealous that these guys were smart enough to choose performance and comfort instead of busting their butts on ever pebble on the road.

Yo bro, your Naked Bike is so lame, you need to get a super sport to get that real performance; well maybe not, you should keep the bike that matches your performance in the bedroom.

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naked bike ride

a great uvm tradition.
last day of classes for fall and spring semester. we get trashed and run through campus in a big parade naked.
and NO ONE gets arrested

Hi mom
Guess what
I'm running naked and i'm drunk

Are you watching the naked bike ride tonight?
no dude im biking
sweet. . .

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