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The definitions that people post here on Urban Dictionary which are utterly pointless, considering most of the time a name will not define an individuals intelligence, attractiveness or personality.
Examples of name definitions:
Bob- A sweet boy who luvs you forever and is smart and handsome and he is sweet OMGGG <3
(whereas in realife there is a man named Bob who is fat and stupid and rude)
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The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet
Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*
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Things people submit on this site when they have an unhealthy obsession with someone and worship them like a god. Most of these losers would be better off on the receiving end of a loaded handgun
“Bryan: the sweetest, hottest guy on the planet etc.”
Anyone who has ever so much as considered writing a name definition for even half a second is a cancer on this earth that needs to be publicly crucified. The same goes for editors who approve said name definitions.
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Somebody saying something good about themselves and making a definition of it here to feel better about their petty selves
Hey look my Name definition says I'm not a wanker (*secretly laughs knowing she made her own Name definitions*)
A method by which contributors attempt to use Urban Dictionary as a dating website. Can also be employed in cases wherein middle schoolers wish to either gloat about themselves or call their friend a homosexual.
Users: Let's write name definitions that describe who we are!
Urban Dictionary as a whole: Please don't. Please?
User named Catherine: Catherine is intelligent, beautiful, and enjoys long w—
UDAW: I will pay you. I will actually pay you to stop. Please don't do this to me.
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It's probably always by someone with that name or by someone who has a enemy named harry
Name definitions be like
Person with that name: I'm going to make my definition amzing
Person that hates the person with name: I'ma be brutally honest
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The worst fucking type of definition on this site. The definition is usually the writers name. A typical name definition usually says "ooh sarah is very nice and can and warmed sex y prson" The people who write them are probably creep emo girls who are desperate to try to be known on the internet
Did you see that creep pervert writing a name definition about her boyfriend?
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