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Name-Bitching

When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.

"blair

the most amazing guy you will ever meet

he is hawt!

he is smart!

he is sweet!

he is funny!

he is a good kisser!

+ gives great hugs!

he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"

seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.

"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."

Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.

by youDUMBASS June 1, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


brand name bitch

someone who wears only brand name clothing, or uses brand name products

Omg! tracey is such a brand name bitch! she won't wear anything other then billabong!

by <3Jen<3 June 25, 2006

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Brand Name Bitch

Someone who will only wear brand names. Also someone who is a bitch. And most of the time will wear revieling clothing.

"I went into lu lu lemon the other day and that freak with the glasses from english was there. Who does she think she is?" that is a brand name bitch

by LillyJoeCo December 17, 2012

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Fuck yo name bitch

Fuck yo name ain’t nobody give a fuck on what it mean

Fuck yo name bitch I don’t give 2 fucks on what yo name mean

by Jsjsjebdbdhdb November 24, 2021


name-tag bitch

A girl who's destined career path will always inevitably require wearing a name tag as part of her work uniform.

Simply put, an uneducated, unmotivated girl who lacks street smarts and who has the same mental capacity as a bucket of whale shit. They're attractive for one reason and only one, their girl parts.

While talking shit to a friend: The dude is a literal pussy magnet, capable of luring in every name-tag bitch within 25 miles of a truck stop.

by mustard or relish February 17, 2014

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


some bitch named stacy

Some girl that has the name β€œStacy” and is considered a β€œbitch”

Hey man have you seen some bitch named Stacy, I heard she’s a real bitch

by AstrosTV January 15, 2019

7πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fuck a bitch named liz

just fuck a bitch named liz, that’s it.

you know what, fuck a bitch named liz.

by you don’t get to know December 30, 2019

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