namgrease

Grease excreted off the Nam Woohyun tree; the grease is known to be extremely contagious and is known for making people's fingers curl. Grease is usually produced in the chest and abs area when he is being filmed on camera or receiving the love and attention from fans called Inspirits. When there is a significant amount of grease build up, he releases the grease through cheap expressions, cheesy pick-up lines, and embarrassing fanservice.

Namgrease is a growing epidemic. Many members of Korean boy-band "INFINITE" have been showing signs of Namgrease. Some signs and indications of Namgrease are: throwing, kicking, and volleying hearts, blowing kisses, attempting tacky aegyo, and telling others to "Be Mine." If you show symptoms of Namgrease please see a doctor as soon as possible.

Woohyun: *throws hearts* "I love you Inspirit!"
Me: NAMGREASE.

Woohyun: "Inspirit you are my girlfriends, so don't look at anyone else!"
Me: SHUT UP YOU GREASY TREE, ENOUGH WITH YOUR NAMGREASE!

Hoya: *kicks hearts*
Me: Good Lord, Hoya must be sick with the Namgrease.

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