Narcijism

When a man masturbates in front of a mirror. Portmanteau of "narcissism" and "jism"

"Hey Dave, if you're going to keep on practicing the art of narcijism, use the god damned Windex!"

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Narcijism

When one tributes a photo of one's self.

"I came upon a photo of myself cumming upon a photo of myself. Is that narcijistic?"

"This above all; on thine own self shoot glue." —Narcijism, Act II, scene 7