narng

Smerf's ultra-awesome word. It means whatever you want it to, but usually means something is really bad or really good.

That shirt is way way way narng.

narnge

The area right below the butt cheek.

Not only was his taint sore, but Adam chaffed his narnge on a long bike ride.

That chick's jeans were so low, I thought I was going to see narnge!