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narwhalling

Verb=The act of penetrating a persons anus with the nose, preferably without the spreading of the butt cheeks. Also known as the Cyrano de Bergerac.

Blair looked at Marian's profile with excitement about his impending narwhalling.

dirty sanchez nasty narwhal rusty trombone blumpy jumpy

by Donaldbain February 17, 2010

28๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


narwhal

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.

When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR

by Scribbles January 3, 2004

971๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


Narwhal

An awesome sea creature. contrary to popular belief, it does, in fact, exist.

Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!
Narwhals narwhals
swimming in the ocean
causing a commotion
cause they are so awesome
narwhals, narwhals,
swimming in the ocean
pretty big and pretty white
they beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn
they have a kick ass facial horn
they are the jedi of the sea
they stop cthulu eating ye!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
just don't let 'em touch your balls!
Narwhals
they are narwhals
narwhals
Inventors of the shish kebab!

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot March 20, 2011

142๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


narwhal

A whale that was so triumphant in everything it does that God gave it a horn as to boast it's awesome power amongst all other sea creatures. It is said that WWII ended in the defeat of Nazi Germany soley in part because the U.S. narwhal generals outsmarted Hitler in every aspect causing him to cower and run.

"Dude, is that excalibur coming out of the sea?"
"That's a narwhal you fucking idiot."

by Drewsky O'Brien June 12, 2010

110๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Narwhaled

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.

Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.

by TGoblin June 28, 2019


Narwhal

The ultimate animal. Consisting of a whale body with a 9 foot long horn attached to its face. They lives in the arctice and travels in groups.

Narwhals are the unicorns of the sea.

by ca-city December 27, 2007

211๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


Narwhales

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs

NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES

by renegade waffle February 25, 2009

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