Nerkie

/nərkie/
noun;

1. A foolish or contemptible person who lacks basic skills of current importance in modern society

-lacking in skills usually improved by experience but that also require certain levels of natural talent

2. A combination of a rookie and a nerd;

-usually used as a direct insult towards anyone who failed during a competitive event

(Brady gets killed within the first thirty seconds of Spec Ops on Call of Duty.)
Tyler - "Brady, you're such a nerkie!"

(Skyler and Nolan and try to get girls' number, gets rejected)
Adam - "Ahh man.. what a bunch of nerkies."

Nerky

Noon nap and jerk off time

I’m so tired and horny, I need a nerky

Nerky

Another word for anxious, or afraid; nervous.
Usually used in the sense of excited nervousness.

“I’m going to talk to my crush later. I’m feeling a little nerky….”