Netflix and Spill

When you watch Netflix alone, surrounded by food and end up ruing your sheets for a different reason.

"What brings you to Bed, Bath and Beyond today sir?"
"I was just having a netflix and spill ."
"Say no more. Single sized sheets are in the back."

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Netflix and Spill

Largely similar to Netflix and Chill, but with masturbation instead of sex.

Jerry: Mate, what's with all the socks on the floor? And why are they all stiff?
Danny: Sorry, mate. That was the aftermath of many a Netflix and Spill session.
Jerry: ...
Danny: ...
Jerry: Mate, you need to get laid. More to the point, why are you watching Netflix while wanking? Have you never heard of porn?

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