news sex

The act of having sex while watching the news.

"I was busy watching the news the other day but my g.f. wanted to down on me!"
"Just have news sex next time!"

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New Haircut Sex

Girlfriend or wife gets a new/different sexy haircut and you want to take it out for a test drive.

Usually it adds spice and something new to the relationship..... otherwise you can just tap it from behind and pretend she's someone else. Everybody wins.

Damn, that 's a nice haircut babe. Can we have some "new haircut sex" now?

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