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Originates from the dreaded orpington in the providence of chavland aka Bromers aka Bromley. Newstead girls wear green uniforms. (short skirts and baggy jumpers to hide their teenage pregnancies)Known also as "Grammer School Girls," they come in two extremes, geekishly stupid, or whorishly smart.
Often seen from:
the years of 8 to hold "blow jobs parties"
year 10: going down to the pub every friday
year12: sleeping with every grunger who goes to mean fiddler
year 13: getting high at orpington train station tunnel and hanging out by the station entrance.
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere look at tht bogey (newstead girl)
NEWSTEAD WOOD GEEK: Im going to tell my mother on you i am, i know long words i do like "computer", ill hit you with my oversized stchel
DARRICK WOOD CHAV: Ere blads! them bags is lethal...RUN!!!
From the class of 2005.
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A place where toilet doors are non-existent, let alone locks for them.
Angela: I need to go to the toilet.
Claire: Hopefully someone won't walk in because there aren't any locks...
Angela: No locks?! What is this place?!
Claire: If you're lucky, you'll get a toilet with a door.
Angela: You're kidding.
Claire: Nope.
Angela: I'll hold it... This place is such a Newstead Wood!
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Newstead Wood is a school for the very well educated - the 'gifted and talented'. Yes, forced to wear bottle green, yet somehow they occupy the uniform whilst still looking nice - and yes, too many feel the need to dye their hair period red (please stop that) - but most are smart, pretty and will probably be your boss' in the future. Respect for the Newsteadians.
Darrick Wood Chav: Oii, Blad look at da bogey walkin past - shout at her to prove how arddd we are!
Newsteadian: Simplify the square root of 12 over square root of 6.
Darrick Wood Chav: Whahh?
Newsteadian: No, the answer would be the square root of 12 over square root of 6 or fully simplified as a Surd to the square root of 2. Now piss off.
Darrick Wood Chav: How'd she do that? :O
Darrick Wood Chav 2: She goes to Newstead wood.
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chav 1:Hey look at those buff girls
chav 2:don't bother they're newstead woods
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One of the coolest bass players and backup vocalists for Metallica besides Cliff Burton.Left in 2000 after James Hetfiel wouldn't let him join and play in multiple bands besides Metallica
Did you see Jason Newstead in Seattle in 1989
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jason newstead,played bass in metallica for 14 years until band member problems...proved himself almost overnight by his killer bass solos in concert,and back up vocals...he now is with supernova as they host tv show rockstar looking for there lead singer...jason newstead will always be mr. metallica
jason newstead kicks it up on bass!!!!!
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Newstead Wood is the school for the "unique" and "interesting" girls who come from near and far to occupy the school.
Why? We do not know. We simply don't.
No were kidding, with such a beautifly constructed and well maintained building, who wouldnt want to go here. Specially since they added grey bars to the windows creating that stunning "prision effect." That ever school desires to have.
Not to mention the "sexy" green uniforms, with there frumpy jumpers and the, scottish kilt like, summer dresses which everyone is DYING to wear.
Unfortunetly it clashes with just about EVERY OTHER COLOUR ON EARTH!
All the year 9-11s have an unholesum wish to dye their hair ketchup red.
RANDOMER: Oh look! what is that red and green blob approaching in the distance? Will it eat us?
OTHER RANDOMER: No need to alarm its just a newsteadian from Newstead wood, and yes, it might eat us.
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