nflactic

When a person begins to lose their Proverbial shit upon learning NFL is on and viewable.

"Mary Beth is LOSING HER SHIT, NFLACTIC, because The Patriots are on and she can't watch them!"

nflactic shock

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"