nicely douched

An expression used to give kudos to a person or persons on the exceptional job they have done being a douche. Has more meaning to it when said in an australian accent.

John: I appreciate you buying me dinner.
Mike: Well I figured i would help you out considering you can't even buy yourself decent clothes or shampoo, let alone food.
John: Nicely douched, Mike.

9👍 9👎