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Dull-as-dishwater Aussie actress with massively overrated looks, no emotional range, and a conspicuous lack of charisma. Despite these shortcomings and a string of abysmal films (see Bewitched, Moulin Rouge), the Australian public have long been infatuated with her.
Kidman's track record with regards to marriage is almost as appalling as her filmography. Seemingly incapable of learning from her Tom Cruise experience, she has hooked up with yet another closet homo in the form of ear-torturing country singer Keith Urban.
WELCOME TO PERFECT MATCH STARRING NICOLE KIDMAN!!
HOST: Nicole, you may now choose between:
Contestant A: A homosexual scientologist nutcase midget.
OR
Contestant B: An alcoholic homosexual country-western singing midget.
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1. An awfully tall, frail actress, broom-like in body build, widely considered to be unusually attractive but is actually the opposite. 2. (Slang) any tall, ugly woman of frail build.
Example: As nauseatingly unattractive as this Kidman was to watch, her performance wasn't bad.
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A very rare, beautiful inspiring goddess-like actress. Tall and model-like, with golden locks and porcelain skin. Gives wonderful performances.
I wish I could be Nicole Kidman, because she's the best!!
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An Australian multi-talented actress who exudes much more class and elegance than most people in Hollywood. Can sing and dance as shown in Moulin Rouge and the duet with Robbie Williams, "Somethin' Stupid".
“I believe that as much as you take, you have to give back. It's important not to focus on yourself too much.”
—Nicole Kidman
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an awkward wiggle of the raised right hand, paired with a head motion that consists on looking up, rolling your eyes back, and shaking what your mama gave ya
when someone gets a carton of milk thrown at them and they make an awkward reflex
"woah, she just did the Nicole Kidman!!"
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An Australian actress famous for her roles in Moulin Rouge, that Virgiana Woof movie, and a lot of other things, though she was only attractive in Moulin Rouge.
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