Noun
the parody of of ninja turtles, except more ferocious, cuddly, and you can carry it in a doggie handbag. Likes to wear bows in hair and is trained to the highest degree.
guy 1 "Dude did you see the Ninja poodles last night?"
Guy 2 "FOL! I totally forgot!!"
Highly trained, ultra-intelligent poodles who’ve been trained to protect their wealthy owners.
Get yourself some fine lookin’ ninja poodles if you want to avoid being the target of a kidnap attempt.