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It’s like the phrase “no homo” but with incest
My cousin is kinda cute no Alabama
Where you marry and fuck your sister.
Sweet home, incest country!
In Alabama, you sit at your front porch in a trailer park with a shotgun married to your cousin and you impregnate your ugly ass sister.
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A metaphor for "The entire state is one big family"
Donovan Gardensnipper: Yo, like, Alabama.
Flavington Cornjacker: Oof.
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You know you're in Alabama when you:
1) See the rebel flag.
2) See the dirtiest bay you've ever seen.
3) See a rednick in a suit.
4) Notice rocket ships.
5) See a couch towed behind a pickup truck.
6) Notice that you've been driving for an hour with nothing but cows, pine trees, and rednecks.
Alabama, the best state to live in... Said few people.
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The only place where the family tree is the recycling symbol.
Welcome to Alabama, where you can date your teacher...
...when you're homeschooled.
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A truly lovely state, by certain standards, where the unofficial motto is...
"Alabama: At Least We're Not Mississippi!"
It's true: Alabama is not Mississippi.
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The place where eharmony and Ancestry.com go together
Hey Cousin since we are at Alabama, I have a surprise for you.
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