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Can be used social situations where you want to say something absurd about a girlfriend or wife of your friends but also let them know it's non-offensive and that you're not jealous "no jello". Used as a "no homo" figure of speech.
Two dude's sitting at the pool with their wives
Dude #1: "Yo, your wife has some nice tits. No jello"
Dude #2: "Righteous, your wife has a phenomenal ass. No jello."
- OR -
Dude #1: I want to fuck your wife, no jello.
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When you want to say something mean or rude about someone but in a total innocent, serious, honest and wholeheartedly way and that it has nothing to do with jealousy. And you know you're NOT jealous.
I really hate her boobs. They're way too big, really. No jello.
This man has an annoying smile, why do girls for it so much? No jello, dude.
(v.) To force jello through your teeth onto your chin. Most commonly used as an expression of sexual attraction and as a form of foreplay.
Comes from the fact that jello is simply a sexy food. Also reminiscent of bodily fluids exchanged during sexual intercourse.
"Mary, I find you irresistible! Let's jello!"
"Man, those two are all over each other! They were even jelloing in Starbucks the other day!"
"Yeah, and then we jelloed! You can bet it was the best sex we ever had!"
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Mediocre sex - comes from the saying "Sex is like jello. When it's good, it's really good. But when it's bad, it's still pretty good."
A: "So, you shagged her last night? How was it?"
B: "Jello."
A: "Beats watching TV, right?"
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an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles
i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!
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the act of being insanely envious of a gangster; someone who is too lazy to spell jealous
Wow, you just met Orlando Bloom...I am SOO jello!
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Boobs jiggle like jello,
Everyone loves jello
Therefore everyone loves boobs
(Boobs = Jello)
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