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a dick that never experienced sexual interaction and only gets jerked
Sarah told Vincent: "oh Vincent shut up your dick Is a no life dick"
That girl got everything; a cool apt, new car, trust fund and works for her dad! She's got life dicked!
The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.
The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick
When a girl/woman is all about dick. She doesn't have much friends, but the ugly fat girl she drags along to make herself feel better.
"Hey Randy, do you know anything about Samantha?" "Yeah, she leads a dick life."
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When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.
Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl
A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."