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no molesto

What you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.

17-year-old: Damn! Look at that girl. Woo I would wreck that ass.
Other dude: Ayo you know she's only like 14, right?
17-year-old: No molesto. But still.
Other dude: *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever.

by _-Chuck-_ April 26, 2014


Molesto

a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission

that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack

by rustyshackleford December 10, 2007

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Molesto Joe

A creepy perverted guy, one that looks like he would molest you or a guy who looks like he would like young girls. Has a white trash or skeevy appearance and is often seen checking females out and leering.

Oh My God, that dude over there is soo creepy, what a Molesto Joe!

by Olivia Mae October 4, 2006

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molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.

"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"

by mary lozi March 23, 2008

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