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My cell phone plan.
Qwest wireless customer: "Damn it, I pay $40 a month for this piece of crap, and it has no service!!"
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The inevitable status of the Steel Town public transit system after you've accidentally blown all your cash in Hess Village and all you've got to barter with is your suddenly worthless University Student ID Bus Pass causing girls to either a)sweet talk a cab driver, b)whoreishly hook-up or c)stumble more than 20km across downtown Hamilton to Westdale through the snow in stilettos and in all too few items of clothing.
Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!
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My phone says no service until I lay down on the floor.
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Going somewhere or hanging out without wearing a shirt and/or shoes. Comes from commonly seen signs, "No shirt, no shoes, no service."
The smile alone is golden, but include the fact that you are going no service and that's just a recipe for disaster!
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The act of pleasuring your partner sexually with little to no reciprocation. All attention and pleasure is devoted to the person being serviced, as opposed to it being more of a give/take situation. This term is more common in the LGBT community, and is often favored by more submissive partners who enjoy pleasuring others more than receiving.
Are you into servicing? I'd love to give you a massage, go down on you, and whatever else you want.
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1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.
From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.
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