noculars

an abbreviation of the word binoculars, mostly used in the sighting of chavs or arabs.

cory: man i want a subway
jak:wait lemme get my noculars out...nope, sorry its full of arabs and chavs

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Nocular!

A word meaning "Cool", "Great", "Super", "So Cool". Must be used with an exclamation mark.

"I got the job"
"Nocular!"

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nocular

a word which can substitute any word

this movie is f***ing nocular man

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Bi-noculars

The ability to recognise bisexual people by just looking at them. Much like a 'gaydar'.

Girl 1: So do you think that girl is straight?
Girl 2: Nah she's definitely bi.
Girl 1: Dude your bi-noculars are so good.

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bae-noculars

Looking device used to spot bae if she's to far away

Where's bae? Oh I found her through my

bae-noculars.