nordhoff

Nordhoff is a german last name and I'm not fucking german ;-;

Hey isnt Nordhoff a german name, Are you german. NOOO BITCH IM NOT GERMAN.

nordhoff

My last name is nordhoff but I'm only american EXPLAIN!!

Random Person: wow your last name is nordhoff you must be german or something!. Me: I'M AMERICAN!!

Nordhoff

To suck ones own penis to completion

After stretching for a few months, Ricky was finally able to Nordhoff