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Norovirus

a guarenteed way to lose 10 pounds in 24 hours, the closest to actual death you'll ever experience without a terminal illness or major accident. 24-36 hours of pooping and puking, fever, hallucinations, crying for your mommy, sweating, and bargaining with both Jesus and Satan to live.

Highly contagious. No medical treatment available besides starving yourself, and if you don't sanatize all handles with bleach afterwards you'll get it again.

Also known as Walking Dead Disease

" Dude what happened to Maddison , she was out for two days and now she looks like a hot zombie?"

"Norovirus bro. Don't touch her. She's deadly right now."

by Motherofunicorns February 16, 2017


Norovirus

A awful stomach flu that sees you chucking your guts up and shitting in the toilet, sometimes both at the same time.

Lasts around 3 - 5 days.

Caught by not washing your hands

Tom: Man it stinks in the bathroom!
Mark: Yeah, Christina has the Norovirus. She has been shitting all day.
Tom: Sucks. Do you have Toilet Duck?

by eskills December 13, 2012

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NOROVIRUS

NOROVIRUS - Norovirus is a common & contagious virus that causes symptoms like nausea, vomiting, & diarrhea. These symptoms are similar to stomach flu this it becomes difficult to diagnose the disease. The symptoms of stomach flu & norovirus may be the same but the causes are different. Norovirus spreads easily through close contact or on contaminated food or surfaces. The symptoms are experienced within 3 days of being exposed to the virus.

Norovirus is a group of viruses that cause severe vomiting & diarrhea. Norovirus outbreaks usually occur seasonally in colder months. The first norovirus outbreak occurred in Norwalk, Ohio, USA in 1968. There have been about 685 million cases of norovirus globally that have been reported each year. Of that estimate, over 200 million cases affect children.

NOROVIRUS ..... be sure to wash your hands with soap & hot water let alone cook your food all the way

by Blu_leef July 22, 2023