November 3rd

The day the most gorgeous and amazing people are born. If you're born on November 3rd you're pretty much guaranteed to have natural charm and charisma. People will love you, want you or want to be you.

Watch out though, cause this causes jealousy in the hearts of the weak and those motha fuckers will make it their mission in life to make you miserable.

But , it's okay, because you're November 3rd born ,so you are strong enough to face their Bullshit rise above.

Person 1: " When is your daughter's birthday?

Person 2: "November 3rd."
Person 1: " Damn , you're so lucky, that kid is going to be amazing! "
Person 2:"She already is."

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November 3rd

ITS MY BIRTHDAY WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANK YOU

PH CR*P ITS MY BRITHDAY ON november 3rd

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November 3rd

A day for girls to slap any boys face with kids that has A D T F H K X Z U P R C on there first letter.

“Hey it’s November 3rd, I’m bouta slap the shit out of tony”.

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November 3rd

National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day

Friend: What day is it?
Me: November 3rd - National "Make a Joke about your Penis" Day.
Friend: Ok, pretty pointless.
Me: Just like my penis...

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November 3rd

since november 2nd is bully your tallest friend day, then november 3rd is bully your shortest friend day.

Bob: Hey Jeff, it’s November 3rd
Jeff: OH SHIT

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November 3rd

November 3rd is CLOWN DAY. This is the day you absolutely embarrass and humiliate your friends, annoy them with honk honk’s and clown emojis, and make an absolute fool out of them. This day is best celebrated if your friend(s) have lost No Nut November before or on this day.

*On November 3rd*
Person 1: i’m not even gonna lie, i lost on day two 😂
Person 2: YOU CLOWN! HONK HONK!! 🤡🤡🤡

November 3rd

The day all the tall people get to slap there short friends

Hey Carson *slaps him cause he’s short* it’s November 3rd