nozzler

A direct descendant of "douche". Realistically referring to the nozzle from which the douche-water is sprayed from. This is an insulting term basically saying that the nozzler in question is not even worthy of being the douche, douche-bag, or the douche water.

"That guy is being a total nozzler".

"Those drunken jackasses up there are being complete nozzlers".

Great with combos!

"Don't be such a chotch nozzler."

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cock nozzler

A cocknozzler is when a man takes a cock up the nostril or in the ear and then proceeds to rub the penis until it is red raw and ejaculates its bloody cum into the brain then they proceed to exchange their pubic hair with each other by bitting each individual hair off like a dog. After that the cock nozzler begins to suck the hair of his partners (Male or female) hairy anal beads as they moan a conservation to someone. Near the end the cock nozzler writes down in his journal anout ehat he accomplished,in that time then returns to his day.

Pokemon Master 1: Whos the new kid in the tournament coming up soon?
Polemon Master 2:That kid only has two pokemons, what a cock nozzler.

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