nucular

Something you never, ever want to hear coming from the lips of a man who controls a nuclear arsenal large enough to destroy the entire world eight times over.

"Our intelligence sources tell us that he has attempted to purchase high-strength aluminum tubes suitable for nucular weapons production."

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nucular

The way George W. trys to say "nuclear".

"Mr. President, instead of trying to say 'nucular', why don't we just stick with 'weapons of mass destruction'."

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nucular

Comical mispronunciation of nuclear. Most commonly used by George W. Bush and Homer Simpson.

Nucular. It's pronounced, 'nucular'.

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nucular

A word first made famous by President Jimmy Carter. He was the first Nucular Engineer to become president.

My 8 year old daughter Amy's biggest worry is nucular proliferation.

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nucular

An idiotic way to pronounce the word "nuclear". Whats worse is most of them know how the word is spelled yet still insist on saying "nucular"

Guy 1: The way the world is right now, we're probably headed toward nucular war"

Guy 2: (after karate chopping Guy 1 in the face) "What the hell is a "nucular war"? I am going to chop you in the face again you worthless troll!"

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nucular

A respelling of the word nuclear for those who don't particularly care if they get it right.

"Saddam had a nucular weapons program"
A rough paraphrase of President George W. Bush's scare us speeches.

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nucular

A VERY common mispronunciation in today's uneducated world of the word nuclear. Most people can't actually prounouce it correcty, regardless of presidential status.

Me: What kinda weps ya got there, Mr. Idiot American?
Mr. Idiot: Nucular weps, dude! Nucular...
Me: Idiot American

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