nunfucking

When you get a celibate girl to denounce God and her religion and have sex with you.

Max: "I just got my sausage squeaked by my girlfriend!"
Frank: "Wait, isn't she like a devout christian with all the abstinence stuff or something?"
Max: "Yeah, but I just got my nunfucking on!"

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nunfucker

one who is sexually aroused by and/or enjoys sexual intercourse with;
1. nuns
2. those of a chaste persuasion

1. Did you see that nunfucker with the mother superior last night?
2. nunfucker? that's a bad habit!

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nunfuck

1.N; the act of having sex with a really hot chick who is not at all into you. it should be exciting, but it turns out feeling like you're fucking your own sister, or, worse, a nun who got drunk and broke her vow of chastity, not because you're so hot, but because their life sucks THAT bad.

He finally got to fuck that supermodel, Sabrina, b ut he said it sucked because the whole time she was tweeting her friends that she was in jamaica, what a Nunfuck.

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