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The precise point on the male body where the nuts meet the asscrack; tends to be easily irritated by cheap underwear and rough toilet paper
Damn, my nutcrack is really chaffin' today!
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A nut crack is created when a man wears snug pants causing each testicle to migrate to opposite legs.
Dude, that guy's wearing some crazy nuthuggers! I can totally see his nutcrack.
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A 14 inch wooden man who will guard your house, typically resembling a king or soldier usually holding a sword, axe, or staff. These men are almost always sold around Christmas Time.
I just bought a Nutcracker from Target the other day.
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Summertime alcoholic mixed frozen drink, usually mixed by people at home and sold on the street and by word of mouth. Different flavors include Nutcracker, Finding Nemo, and Spongebob.
Do u know who has the "nutcrackers" on the block ?
Did u taste the new "Spongebob" ?
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To randomly place nutcrackers on co-workers desks and work area. They can be hidden or out in the open.
"Eric was nutcracked today."
or
"Have you seen that nutcracker behind Michelle's computer monitor? I wonder if she knows she's been nutcracked."
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the infamous top bar on the frames of male bicycles which is so ironic and so-called for obvious reasons
The boy hit a telephone pole on his bike, slid forward off the seat and hit his groin right on top of the nutcracker and instantly became his hometown choir's most highly-prized soprano.
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When someone comes up n kicks a guy in his ballsack as hard as possible
She performed the nutcracker on the guy who swore at her
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