oSammi

And here in Bitchless, Gayville, we have the oSammi. This creature likes agreeing to everything that involves being retarded, homosexuality, or Alcapunco (our next entry). This creature has the power to shitrock your eardrums by blowing its diaphragm out into its mic. Here is an example.

Person 1: oSammi rocked my eardrums

Person 2: First time?