Obvie

an ass hole who is surprised by every thing he/she sees. someone who points out the fucking obvious! even though you see in front of your fucking face!

"dude, my dad points out everything!"
"dude, your dads an obvie mother fucker!

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obvi

An abbreviation for "obviously." Obvi is now a part of the text-generation lexicon.

"Dude, you showin' out tonight."
"Obvi."

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obvies

short for "obviously"

"so you like that band a lot?"
"obvies."

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obvy

Lame short form of obviously that a bunch of douchebag girls use all the time for no fucking reason. It doesn't save time, make you cool and it is not even funny.

Girl 1: LOL WE ARE SO HOT
Girl 2: Duh, obvy! Teehee!

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Obvi

A word that 3rd graders use as an abbreviation of obviously. Also they pronounce it as odd-vee.

A: Did you see the talent show last night?
B (3rd grader): Yah. Obvi, I was in it, duhhhh.
A: ew who the fuck uses obvi

Obvi

An abbreviation for 'obvious,' popular with people of limited intelligence, generally of the 13-year-old girl variety. Often used to refer to things that are only obvious by virtue of the mindless monotony of the user's life.

Hey babes, what r you listening to?
Miley Cyrus, obvi!

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obvy

noun: back-formation from the word 'obvious' roughly meaning 'obviousness' but with a similiar distinguishment as between ____ and ___ have; less connotation of collectiveness.
rectifying/rectification.

1. Thanks for the update, Captain of Obvy!
2. The *obvy* of his remark — was he _trying_ to insult my intellect?

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