Offenced

If someone said somethig to hurt you or did sumin to hurt you, you'd be like.. offenced.. init (anover word for it is offended)..

Like If Some One Sed To You..
Person A:YOU IDIOT!! THATS NOT IT.. GOSH!!
Person B:UGHH.. Im So Offenced!! Y Did U Say Dat Man..

Or Example B:
Person A: Whats Wrong Wiv You R u Stupid Or Sumtin!!??!
Person B: What Do You Mean Im Stupid.. IDIOT! Youve Offenced Me Bruv!

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No Offence

No offence, usually said right before someone horribly insults you. It removes guilt from them and so they can say anything, however cruel without feeling remorseful.

Tony: "No Offence, but you look like you fell on your face when you were born."

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no offence

Said purposefully straight after a direct insult to take any heat off.

Your a dickhead, no offence

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no offence

1. A phrase said in embarrassment after accidentally insulting someone.

2. A phrase used to crudely draw attention yourself, and the fact that you're about to say something offensive.

Say "No offence, but..." -
and everyone within earshot will have paused to hear the outrageous insulting gobshite you're about to come out with.

A: "No offence, bu-"
B: "SHUT THE F**K UP YOU TOOL"

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no offence

An excuse to insult someone. Anyone who uses this word is a tool.

"No offense, but you're a fucking chink honky dyke skank turdburglar nancy."

"None taken"

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no offence

A phrase used when someone wants to make something seem less offensive. Most of the time it just makes them sound like an asshole.

"no offence" but you are fat and lazy...

No Offence

Making fun of someone, but telling them to get mad.

With saying No Offence:
Mike:Hey Bob
Bob: What?
Mike: No Offence dude, but your mom is fat.
Bob: oh its cool

Without saying No Offence:
Mike: Hey bob
Bob:what?
Mike:your mom is fat
Bob: OH HELL NO, YOUR ASS IS GRASS

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