Oh God

A general statement of dissatisfaction with your situation.

Daniel: “Oh God.”

Doci: “Your God cannot help you now, Daniel Jackson.”

Daniel: “It was more just an expression of general dissatisfaction.”

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Oh God

A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm.

"Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH GOD!"

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Oh God

The word western moms use when they're getting fucked, and asian moms use when they see their kid's life getting fucked.

Western Moms: 'Oh God, Oh God, Oh God,' keep fucking me!!

Asian Moms: 'Oh God,' when you'll learn and stop fucking your life!?

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Oh God

1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb

2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say

Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.

Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.

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oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

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Oh god

The look on you face when it's midnight and someone you know types in all caps: "OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING"

me: i gtg. gnight
person: OHHEY I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
me: oh god

(log off)

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oh god

What your mother screamed when I put it in her last night.

"Oh god, i'm gonna cum."

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