ohioan

An Ohioan:
-Knows all 4 seasons by heart: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter and
Construction.
-Lives less than 30 miles from some college or university.
-Knows what a buckeye really is
-Knows if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as
they open their mouths.
-Can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta and knows which letter is doubled in Cincinnati.
-Measures distance in minutes.
-Has ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
-Ends sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's
my coat at?"
-Knows what 'pop' is.
-Designs his/her kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-Knows driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.

I'm just an Ohioan, but hell, at least I'm better than the entire state of Michigan. Man, those people are messed.

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ohioan

Someone who is born and raised in the biggest shit hole in the United States of America. Ohioans are usually pasty white trash who move out of their homeland once possible. When they move to another state, Ohioans pull out their Ohio State T-shirts and tell you how great the state, but everyone knows their state is the anus of America.

Bill: Today, a Ohioan asked me if the ocean was salt water or fresh water.
Me: Jesus, they're fuckin morons.

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ohioan

a really sheltered person that lives in a cave and has no clue what the beach is, or a female who is large and ugly, yet is still stuck up

Tommy: Hey girl whats goin on I'm DTF

Tof: OMG, WTF I'd never stoop to your level, i'm an ohioan

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Ohioan

One who has residence in Ohio.

"That guy I met in the airport was an Ohioan"

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Ohioan

The language of Ohio

Brick in Ohioan is "brick".

Ohioan

noun, a summer visitor (irregardless of origin) to the Virginia Beach resort area.

I can't find a place to park in the summer cuz of all the Ohioans in town.

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Ohioan

A dull person living in a dull state, lacks personality, and looks down on anything coo, fun, or colorful. Ohioans usually wear gray clothes, drives a gray car, and has gray skin. Ohioans usually bald by 25 years of age. Spending a day with Ohioans can bring on depression in an instant.

Person 1: That person is so boring!

Person 2: He's Ohioan

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