Ohonic

A person who has a bunch of friends but still prefers to stay alone at their own space because they find themselves more fun and interesting.

Guy 1: Hey bruh let's go to the arcade,everyone's waiting.
Ohonic guy: I think I'll pass,i need to do some of my stuff( giggles)

Guy 2: Damn this guy is ohonic,let him be!

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ohone

When you try to type phone but accidentally hit the “o” key instead of the “p” key

P1: Mate, I just got a new ohone, check it out!
P2: Did you mean to type phone?
P1: Yeah, the autocorrect’s a little wonky on this one.

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Ohone wirji

The only thing safe to scream in front of customers when your pissed at work. Also commonly used as an insult to stupid customers.

I was checking out a customer Kroger yesterday and she asked me if she could pay all in pennies. I rolled my eyes and yelled “OHONE WIRJI!” to which all my coworkers replied in unison, “Ah, yes, OHONE WIRJI”.