old finger

when you get a text from someone 65 or older usually with major grammatical mistakes as grandpa jim just now upgraded from his flip phone to a smartphone

me: son did your grandpa text you happy birthday yesterday on his new android ??? kidd: yes the old finger sent me a text it said : hapy birth grndson ii love yyyou he really should have stuck with the flip phone this smart phone is gonna whip his a$$ ...he aint ready for all this

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old lady finger

The act of giving the full middle finger with all other fingers folded. This is a completely premeditated attack designed to destroy your ability to react.

I was just trying to get out of that lady's way when she gave me the old lady finger old lady bird

Old Wolszon Finger Stir

Your stir the "special" item with your special finger and then you lick the very "special" sauce off your finger

Matt Wolszon pulled an old wolszon finger stir on your mom

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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun

just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split

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The old Naughty Nut Finger Trick

When your making love and your ole lady sticks her finger up your butt without asking

Jason can’t stand when Bonnie does the old naughty nut finger trick.

Old Man Tall Finger

When you flip someone the bird, but with absolutely perfect form. All knuckles are completely hidden and down, except those that belong to the middle phalange. Fully extended middle finger, with all other fingers laid flat against the inner palm.

“That dude just gave me the Old Man Tall Finger!”
“Give that bitch the Old Man Tall Finger, let her know you aint playin’!”
“I like to use the Old Man Tall Finger, it’s a classic that is understood across all age groups and languages...”