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Omnishambles

A person or situation that looks like a fuck up from all possible angles.

Originally coined in S03E01 of The Thick of It:

Not only have you got a fucking bent husband and a fucking daughter that gets taken to school in a fucking sedan chair, you're also fucking mental. Jesus Christ, see you, you're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are. You're like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you fuck up.

– Malcolm Tucker

by arthurdent November 27, 2012

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Omnishambles

A description of something, be it an object, person, or state, that is in all ways a giant clusterfuck.

Steve Gorman made a right omnishambles of that base design.

by trotski1977 March 21, 2016

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Omnishambles

What are you too good for SNAFU now?

this world is in Omnishambles.

by Joxnny Volsung November 14, 2012

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omnishambles

a person who is not only a shambles in one single aspect but is in fact a shambles in all aspects of life

not only is her love life a mess but she just got fired, she's an omnishambles

by hellrocker January 29, 2012

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omnishambles

noun
informalBritish
noun: omnishambles
1. a situation that has been comprehensively mismanaged, characterized by a string of blunders and miscalculations.

"anyone with five minutes to spare, a Maths GCSE, and a calculator could have averted the entire omnishambles by checking kirbie’s sums"

by M.N. Legov June 13, 2019