On a plate

A snotty little minge cafe ran by dirty bastards who give you square burgers. Nothing but a depressing experience apart from the fact it is brimming with sorts. On a plate sorts are the top of the production line sort.

“Do you wanna go to on a plate?”
“Fuck off you cunt never speak to me again “

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the plate

Something awesome, or something desired. Originally coined when someone barged into a party uninvited, exclaiming "Where the plate?!"

Yo son, where the plate?

Person 1: I'm coming tonight.
Person 2: Don't forget the plate!

I got the plate!

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Plate

A term used to describe a man/woman, who is used for the purpose of sex.

Jim: Bob that isn't your girlfriend?
Bob: No, this is my plate, i got her to convert last week.

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Plate

A pound of marijuana.

Buyer: aye you got that?
Dealer: what you need?
Buyer: lemme get a plate

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Plated

An act of oral sex IE going down on a lady

I was (plating) her the other night and almost gagged on a pubic hair
I would (Plate) her all day long
I (plated) what's her face the other night

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plate

Term used in the gym to indicate a 45-pound weight, used on an olympic barbell. Additionally, the term plate can be used to indicate another weight, when preceded by the number.

Ex1: Im benching 315 now! That's three plates on each side! ( 6x45 + 45 lb. bar )

Ex2: I bought a couple of 25 lb. plates for my home gym.

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plate

An act of oral sex i.e. Fellatio/cunnylingus.

Oi slut, give me a plate!

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