ON THE MIC

Giving brains, head, knowledge

When my husband comes home I'll be back ON THE MIC.

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Mics

Racist name for the fucking awesome irish. Used by english pricks. Will get you beat if you aren't irish. Only irish can use it and and not get beat.

Saying "Bloody mic" will get you beat.

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Mics

Offensive term for a person of Irish or Scottish descent. Intended to mock the common Mc- or Mac- prefix on their names. Used by anyone without a Scottish/Irish accent or at least red hair will result in an ass beating.

Put down that whisky you filthy drunken Mic!

Ach, yew kin take oor freedom, but yew kin never take oor Scotch! Ne'er troi to take th' alkohool o' a Mic!

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MIC

Military Industrial Complex

We live in a MIC, a place that values war over common sense, predicted by Eisenhower.

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Mic

1. An Australian term for a bowl of weed and tobacco, ready to be smoked out of a bong.
2. the act of smoking bongs in a circle with some mates in the shed or bedroom.

1. "come round cunt, I chopped up a fat mic"
2. " grab Jars and lets have a mic at my place"

MIC

stands for Minor in Consumption. a citation given to minors found to be under the influence of alcohol.

"i was walking home from a party last night and a cop gave me an MIC."

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mic

Microphone, often used in online games such as Counter-Strike. There are usually three types of people who use it:

1) The 20-year-old guy who makes good use of it by communicating with his team
2) The moron who likes to scream at people on his team, usually resulting in garbled screeching
3) The 10-year-old who barks orders at his teammates when he's losing and shouts "Yipee" when he's winning, only to sound ridiculous either way

I was on a server last night where everyone used a mic. I went to sleep with bleeding ears.

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