One shirt

What you call a guy that only wears one shirt to work

Hey one shirt, great to see you have washed but not ironed again foray.

Number One T-shirt

sexual act whereby a man with an unwiped, freshly shitty ass titty fucks a woman leaving the doo-doo residue on her abdomen thus providing her with a number one t-shirt.

dude, she was so drunk she asked me to give her a number one t-shirt before i strawberry shortcaked her!

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