one-mississippi

Often the phrase used to count out a full second.

"On the count of three, okay?"
"Okay! One-Mississippi...two Mississippi...three-Mississippi...go!"

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Mississippi One-Two

The act of inserting your penis into another's asshole and urinating inside as they defecate on your penis.

Man, I knew Becky was a kinky one when she asked for anal on the first date, but I didn't expect her to pull a Mississippi One-Two on me!

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