onep

it's one punch man but it's also one piece

Guy 1: hey, do you like onep?
Guy 2: Yeah! I pirate animates !
Guy 1: '????????? wth? it's not a pirate animate

Guy 2: : '?????????

oneper

An obese person whose body fat exceeds the usual capacity of a seat on public transport: ONE butt cheek PER seat.

Hey, Annie! Check out that ONEPER who just sat down over there! They should definitely pay for two tickets.