ooblay

a fat midget that eats crisps like 10 times a day

You see a fat kid eating crisps

"Hey ooblay!, hows it going...... you fu**ing fat ass! Go eat some more"

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ooblay doblay

1. The English representation of the pronunciation of the Spanish letter 'W'
2. Having a threesome with 2 bong eyed twins.

1. oo-blay doe-blay
2. (meaning) oggly double lay

Hungover man: "I got ratted last night and these two twins tag teamed me."
Bewildered friend: "U sure there wasn't just one of them and you had double vision?"
Hungover man: "No way dude, their bong eyes were pointing in different directions."