Small penis of migets, gingers or people who decide to over lift and get "ripped"
Beth: how was your date last night
Danielle: great! Til I saw his oompa loompa dick.
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When you masturbate after eating cheetos or doritos but forget to wash your hands first
Brad: Man i accidentally gave myself an oompa loompa dick after having a snack yesterday.
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