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to be extremely caked mostly, but can also mean that feeling when your really fucked up as "if you being pushed into the sand by a thousand hands."
"yo man how was that ak47?"-dude
"dude, two rips and i was OOzin'"-dude2
A Hasbro-invented super soaker that fires a white, sticky substance that strongly resembles skeet. Loved by children and adults alike, it can be found at any major toy chain. It also recieves mocking reviews on many retail websites, exclaiming the intense satisfaction of pumping and shooting the oozinator, alone or with friends.
- What do you call the new water and ooze blasting oozinator?
Billy: Ah! Yuck!
Duncan: Bleah!
Kyle: Gross!
Todd: Ew! Disgusting!
- And of course...
Jake: AWESOME!
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Popularized by such sites as YTMND the Oozinator is a toy made by Hasbro that fires not only water, but sticky white "bio-ooze" that "may stain naturally."
The official commercial depicts a boy using his Oozinator by pumping it vigoroulsy until white goo shoots from it and hits various other boys. (Most notably, the African American child.)
The Oozinator can also be used as slang for penis along with dick, wang, cock, etc.
Last Sunday after bible study, my mom dropped me off at the park to play with my friends. When I showed up it seemed like they all had a secret they were hiding. They told me they had just found something great, but that we had to get away from their parents so I could see it. We rushed to convene in the boy's bathroom. When everyone was there, they all smiled and then unleashed their Oozinators. Before I could have even said "Jesus Saves" I was getting blasted in the face with with ooze from all of my friends! Little did they know that I had known about the Oozinator for a long time, and had practiced with it for hours when mom though I was reading the bible quietly before bed. I reached down and surprise attacked them with my Oozinator. I got every one of them ina flash. They were still pumping their Oozinators by the time my ooze was drying on their chins. I love my Oozinator!
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A super soaker that, when pumped, fires blasts of a thick, semi-clear substance at helpless neighborhood children.
Fred: Dude, Steve, I just bought an Oozinator at Toys'R'Us.
Steve: Let's go spray its semen like contents all over Matt, he always was such a little whore.
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awesome, amazing, bammin, cool, crazy, wonderful, good. use anytime you describe something incredibly amazing. (no secreting, pussing or leaking)
Watching the bluga whale feeding was oozin!
The drum set is oozin!
that underground band is oozin!
The jam session is oozin!
you play the guitar like an oozin jimmy page!
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Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.
Meant to be used in a mocking context.
Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.
Person 2: Oozin' machismo.
Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1
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The definition of a woman getting aroused by a mans physical attention or seeing a mans private parts
I" dude I kicked it with some girl last night and I made a move on her and I know for sure that bitch was oozin for a bruisin!".
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