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A Hillbilly Opera. An Opry is "high-style" to a redneck.
Formal attire is the proper mode of dress at a classic opera. Overalls for men, garish polyester stretched impossibly thin over mountains of fat, accented with a crown of big hair for women, is the accepted attire at The Grand Ole Opry.
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Slang term for the private parts of a Southern woman over the age of 70.
Emmylou Harris is still beautiful for her age, but I suspect it's a rough go at the Grand Ole Opry, if you know what I mean...