orange juice and toothpaste

orange juice and toothpaste is probably the nastiest combination in the world.
it is basically hell.

Mom: Drink your orange juice, Cooper.
Cooper: No mom - I just brushed my teeth! It'll taste like ass.
Mom: Well next time don't be a little bitch - real men drink toothpaste and eat orange juice.
Cooper: Sorry mom.

Hence: orange juice and toothpaste

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National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day

22/oct.
Everyone must drink a Glass of orange juice and consume a tube of Toothpaste.

"It's that day of the year again, National Drink Orange juice and Eat toothpaste Day"
"Please, don't remind me"

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"