orifical

Someone who thinks they're an oracle but in reality is a spewer of regurgitated garbage from their orifices. Some one who is a big talker but in reality is a big loser.

Chase was a big talking orifical who knew nothing but thought he knew everything!

orificing

When a person farts out of every hole, or orifice, at the same time.

I’m orificing. *farts and sneezes at the same time*